What the fuck.
I'm bored.
I guess a compilation.
Have you ever just thought of doing something completely random, ridiculous, and illogical?
Like you suddenly have the urge to go sit on a bush or something?
I was eating bread over the sink(why not), and I suddenly got the urge to rinse the bread in water and then eat it.
I had my hand of the handle of the sink before I realized what I was about to do.
My mind seems to hate bread even though my tastebuds love it.
I ordered cereal online on Monday, because that's just how pathetic I am.
I ordered it on Google Shopping because it arrives fast.
I ordered Fruit Loops cuz I hadn't eaten them in a while.
Plops on the doorstep a massive box of Fruit Loops.
Victory?
But since we have a lot of ants in our house, we have to pour out all the fruit loops into a separate jar.
I was pouring them in when I suddenly came across this monster.
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What the fuck is this shit
It's like a fricken cylinder what the hell.
Why the fuck do they make this thing
How do they even make it so retarded.
Why.
I also found another one that was normal shaped but had a skin of sugar crystals through the hole of the cereal. How much sugar do they put on these things?!
On a completely separate note, there was a half eaten cucumber on the floor of the band room today.
Nobody even bothered to throw it away.
We all just kind of avoided it.
Except somebody accidentally stepped on it and it split into two. xD
Another thing
You know those mystery injuries that you sometimes get and you have now idea from where?
Yeah
I got this weird ass cut on my right pointer finger.
And I have no idea from where.
It hurts whenever I use that finger to type ugh.
And I chipped the same finger's nail.
It's not that I chipped the nail that's weird, it's what it looks like.
It looks like somebody took an itty-bitty hole puncher and punched through the side of my nail.
What the fuck.
Look at that shit.
What the hell
But how the hell did I even do that.
Wtf.
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