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Let's rant about something
something
Martha Stewart.
(free speech y'all)

She makes everything overly complicated.
She expects everybody to have unlimited supplies of every sort, and all the time in the world.
I've seen recipes that take 9 hours, and none of them include chilling or freezing.

For example:
My mom bought some chestnuts and looked up how to roast chestnuts by Martha Stewart.
May I ask who the hell has a chestnut roasting pan?
I'd never even heard of a chestnut roasting pan.
And without it, it didn't work very well. we had to scoop the chestnuts out of the shell with a mini fork.
She makes everything soooo complicated.
Why?!
Let's go find one that's overly complicated.

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Okay I'm too lazy to go and specifically find one.

But I've looked at her recipes countless times to find some fancy ˙߃å¬˚ç or some ø∑˜Ω¬¬¬¬¬˜çˆthat nobody's ever heard of.

Again, I'm too lazy to write very much today, so happy saturday to y'all, and I don't like Martha Stewart. Yey!