Tuesday, November 4, 2014

The "Amazing" Spiderman 2

Oooo this should be fun.
I genuinely hated this movie.
Sorry for all you spiderman fanboys and fangirls out there, but this was a terrible movie.
Watching it on a plane through cruddy headphones and a tiny screen a couple yards away from me may have contributed to the hatred.
This is not to be confused that I don't like Marvel. Marvel is fabulous. This movie sucks. Just like the Green Lantern(DC) movie.

Let us begin.
*dramatic music*
Spoiler Alert:

Okay, so it just happens that everybody involved meets up?
Come on.
There were too many villains in this movie, it didn't make any sense.
What kind of company hires people who don't follow code and let him go in there with the electricity still on?
How did he absorb all of that electricity without dying? What made him so special?
Electro had no character development. What was the transition between Spiderman's fanboy to mortal enemy? It didn't really elaborate on that.
It also didn't elaborate on all of his abilities.
Harry was dying, right? But his dad died at like, age 50, so why was Harry freaking out so much? What was all the sudden rush?
And if the mechanical suit thingy saved him after he injected the spider venom and was dying, why didn't he wear the suit in the first place?
Why was Harry still so mad at Spiderman after it was proved that Spiderman was right all along? What was he mad about? That he was wrong? What a sore loser.
How the hell did Spiderman recover so fast from all of those electric blasts? Humans don't recover that fast. Spiders don't recover that fast. How does that work?
How did Harry even discover that Peter Parker was Spiderman? I never really understood that bit.
Why was the defeat of Harry so rushed? He just strangled him with string and that was that.
The death of Gwen wasn't even that sad. It was so short and boring. Kind of pitiful.
Why did his dad put special secret tokens in a calculator of all things?
Why didn't the the 14 year old genius go to college?

Who and what was the point of that final villain? Please to god tell me they're not making another one of those things.

Overall, the plot, character development, and everything in general was terrible.
Have a good day!

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