School Lunches

What do you think about school lunches?
Or at least your school's lunches?
Are they the typical, nasty, gloppy food pictured in movies and books?
Or are they serving gourmet food served in restaurants?

Our school food isn't exactly 'mystery meat' mush,
but it's most definitely not gourmet.

It was already pretty bad last year,
but this year, everything is whole wheat(thanks Michelle Obama).

Whole wheat? Seriously?
I get the fact that it's trying to help cure child obesity and shit,
but come one, what percent of the child population is like that?
Why do the rest of us have to suffer with disgusting loaves of bread?
Thank GOD they didn't make the pasta whole grain.
Gluten free is bad enough. -.-

Let's talk about the hamburgers.
Sorry, let me edit that statement.
"hamburgers".
Two giant buns of overly sweet whole wheat bread with an itty bitty bland piece of meat suffocating between them.
They might as well call it bread with a small side of meat.
What the hell.

At least our school provides free fruit.
Oh right.
"fruit".
About half the time, it's cool, it's great, it's normal fruit.
But the other half of the time, it's rotten, it's mutated, it's covered in pesticides.
You can TASTE the bitterness of the pesticides on the apple skin.
Once, I got this terrible apple that looked like it had been covered in wax, but then the wax started peeling off.
Ugh.
I've had some pretty bad experiences with this shit.

And the pizza is whole grain.
Where the hell did they even find a place that sold whole grain pizza?
And the slices are about the size of my hand.
And I've got a pretty average hand size.
Really?
Us normal people need nutrition to get through this grueling day that's required by law.

Plus, it's super overpriced.
It's six dollar for a tiny paper bowl of pasta, a piece of fruit, and a slice of whole wheat bread.

Unfortunately, there is an ever-growing population of lazy people(i.e. me) who don't bring their own lunches, so the lunch service at our school still has an abundance of customers.

Plus, my school doesn't even have a cafeteria. It has a dusty old plain with green tables and umbrellas. At least make it grass so we don't get dirt in our food every time somebody walks by.
Geez.

Go on and complain about your school lunches in the comments if you want to.
Because ours sucks!