The Town

That.
Was a pretty good movie.
I thought Ben Affleck was a little... rounder.
But I guess not.
he has a beard now, doesn't he?

But it was a pretty good movie.
Jeremy Renner was like... blonde.
That was just weird.
Like... really, really weird.

It was a blonde Hawkeye,
A blonde Agent Brent,
and blonde dude from Bourne Legacy.

But it was a pretty badass movie.
I mean, they used the word "fuck" so many times its unbelievable.
They really need a more creative script.

But despite being a romance, I think it was a pretty badass movie.

The title "The Town" sounds kind of a like a "Little house of the prairie" sort of thing though.
And then I saw the cover, and I agreed to watch it.

Those nun disguise things were as scary as hell, man.
They probably scarred that little kid for life!

Honestly, this movie slightly reminded me of Now You See Me.

A gang of people that steal money from banks and shit, but they are still the main characters.

Except Now You See Me had a more complicated, awesome plot. ^^
Just my opinion.
My correct, opinion that is.

But anyways, it was a pretty good movie, it had a whole bunch of people that I recognized though.
Have I been watching too many movies?
Nah, that can't be it. Better watch Gone Girl Gone.
Review will be coming soon ~

Oh, Utah.

I'm in Utah to ski.
The first night we stayed here, it looked like a flat barren wasteland.
It looked so flat that at night, I thought we were completely surrounded by water (I was sleepy don't judge me).
And when we went skiing, it was so windy and cold and snowy that you could see the wind.
You could see the snow swirling in the air, cruelly waiting for you to step outside the lodge and submit to its icy blasts.
It was painful.
and cold.
My toes died.
And hour after skiing, they were still red from the blood desperately trying to keep them alive.

Wow, Utah, thanks.

And then we went to the grocery store.
What the hell.
I found crazy things at every corner.
I actually found four.

1. Ew what.
Why would you even.
That sounds stupid and terrible at the same time.

2. Who thought this was a good idea?

3. Oh my god what the fuck is going on are there nuclear plants by the orchard or something

4. I don't even

To sum it up, Utah is weird.

Happy Holidays!

Stooooop

Okay, I know I sound like a whiny little brat, and I am, but I've just been seeing so many freaking annoying things that I rant about to other people, so hello Internet, and I know this is a run-on sentence but I wonder if I could make this entire rant post one whole sentence, sorry if this is difficult to read, but anyways, continuing from my original topic, I wanted to rant about something I saw online : Bill Gates quit school, Steve Jobs quit school, Mark Zuckerberg quit school, I can quit school - by the way, if you don't know who they are, shame on you - so anyways, I want to express why this is so wrong, because you really shouldn't use them as excuses to why your own inadequacy to continue school --

Okay I quit, this is really fucking hard man.
But I'll continue the rant down here.
You shouldn't use them as examples to excuse your quitting school.
They were all exemplary geniuses, and only quit because it was a waste of time for them.
Bill Gates dropped out of Harvard, one of the best colleges in the U.S., because he didn't NEED it, he was just wasting his time there.
As well as Steve Jobs, he dropped out of Reed College in Ohio, and Mark Zuckerberg got into Harvard as well.
They already were extremely intelligent people who had better things to do.
If you want to take an example from them, why not become a fruitarian too?
Why don't you be an ass to a girl and complain about her in your website?

Don't use that as an excuse for your own laziness to complete college or high school or whatever, you're not Bill Gates.

Stop it, for god's sake.
And this looks short cuz of the ginormous paragraph sentence in the beginning. :D

Have a good day!

Ew

I hate vocab.
I really loathe vocab.
I seriously despise vocab.

Ew.

Honestly though, english is my worst subject.
And I don't even know why.
Maybe because I have short term memory, and english forces you to actually remember it.

Ew.

I also don't like science.
I mean I didn't mind it as much until this year.
I think my current teacher kind of contributes toward my hatred.
She makes us do all of these stupid, useless labs.
And there's always a project going on.
When I ask her a question, she never answers it fully, just kind of a vague description.
Just like my math teacher.

Ew.

She was actually pretty cool at the beginning of the year.
But soon enough, we figured out that she looks down on us, like we're little mushrooms in a garden.
We're just stupid little things that do math, are trivial, and don't matter much.
When I ask her about a question on the homework that I didn't understand (cuz we are encouraged to ask questions and shit), and the ways she answers is irritating beyond belief.

She looks at you as if you are stupid, and repeats your question in a statement form and goes on some random tangent about something completely different. After her totally irrelevant tangent, she looks back at you as if you're a toddler and asks, "Do you understand it now?"
Of course, you are forced to say yes, or else she'll think your an utter moron.

Ew.

I used to actually like her.
Then there was this question that she was OBVIOUSLY wrong, but she insisted that you had to use the book's way and continued as if it never happened. I mean, really?
By logic, I was evidently right.
I don't remember the question, but I do remember asking my math olympiad teacher later on and he told me that I was indeed correct. :D

Ew.

And she totally over exaggerates things.
My friend got a 60 on her test and had tears in her eyes, and was quiet for the rest of the class.
My teacher twisted it to say that she was sobbing loudly at her desk and wouldn't talk to anyone.
And she always singles people out.
She singled me out as an "anonymous person" that my project was low quality(basically terrible) and that's why she took points off.

Ew.

The Grand Budapest

Heeyy, so I just watched the Grand Budapest Hotel last night.
The first word that comes to mind is weird.
I mean honestly.
It's the story of a dead author who is telling a story about an old man who is telling a story.
Pretty mind twisting all by itself.
But it's a really good movie.

Spoilers:
I mean it's pretty quirky, but it was pretty funny.

"You goddamn fascist assholes!"
And Zero is just like what.
What the hell is going on.

"This painting is glorious, it reminded her of me, and will always remind me of her. .. ...
We must sell it by the end of the week."

"You must never be a candy ass in prison."

Gustave is pretty awesome.
He's an idiot in many ways, but he's cool.

What was with the scar the shape of Mexico on Agatha's face?
What was the point of if?

But it's a good movie.

The music in the movie creeped me out.
It always got so intense at random places, and it freaked me out.
The music is always the thing that freaks me out the most in movies.
I know, I'm a weenie, but it's really dramatic music.

And there were a lot of random dead people.

and I got a little confused at some parts.
Why was Gustave mad at Serge X for running away?
Whats going on.

And there's the creepy as hell "private investigator" and he just kills everybody that pisses off that family?

And why did the cat die when he was thrown out the window?
Don't cats land on their feet when dropped off a tall distance?
I guess it was a really pussy.
eheheh I'm so punny.
//I'll shut up now.

But really, if you haven't watched it yet, go watch it, it's better than I expected.
I mean of course its crazy, but it's really good.

Something actually bloggy

So I was bored(as usual)
and browsing through random shit online(as usual)
and I decided to look at a couple of blogs.

They look so... sunny.
Why are they all so happy.

As you may have noticed, I'm a bit of a pessimist.
I actually prefer to qualify myself as a pessimist-optimist


Definition:
Pessimist-Optimist
n. A person who is so pessimistic that when anything good happens to them, they are very optimistic and happy and surprised etc. etc.

Basically I spew grumpy shit until something good happens.
That sounds about right.

So anyways, all of these blogs are so happy sun-shiny.

the light...
it burnssss

But today, I'm just gonna post something actually blogg-ish.
Credit to allrecipes.com

So..
I made food.
I like baking, I actually bake quite a lot.

But I attended the Holiday Fair with my friends, and made cookies.
A recipe that is quite popular and I make a lot are these.
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/chocolate-crinkles-ii/

oh my god my hand looks as retarded as hell.

But anyways-
I just wanted to share them because they're so awesome.

I got the cocoa powder from amazon and the powdered sugar from Google Shopping Express.
You can see the extent of my laziness.

I don't think I have gotten off the couch for a couple of hours.

Now I know why I don't do normal bloggy stuff.
It's so... drearily boring.
The reason I made this is to not be bored.
So I'm gonna just end this right here.
And due to this crappy post, I'll post another tomorrow.
Have a happy Saturday!

That one

Hah, the title is a bit deceiving.
Which one?
The one I like?
dislike?
WHAT.


Yeah, it's the one I dislike.
strongly.
Oh for god's sake she's a bitch.
There's always this one kid that's just a complete asshole.
For the sake of anonymity, let's call her Crap.
Because if anybody out there is named Crap, then your parents must really hate you.

She is extremely irritating.
She thinks she is better than everybody.
"Oh, I'm in Algebra-advanced! Heeheehee, I'm smarter than you, and you, and you, and all of you!"

Bitch.
My friend, who is taking "genius" math class (and is modest about it) which has tons of homework, was handing around a survey and came across Crap. It was a survey on which subject hands out the most homework, and Crap responded with math.
My friend commented, "Oh hey, I have the most homework in math too!"
Crap: "Oh, but I'm in Algebra-advanced."

Jeezus.
Oh, that must mean you have SO much more homework than her because you're SOOO smart!
So many people are in that math class you fucking moron.
I'm in the math class.
You're not better than everyone.

Stop it.

She interrupts people whenever somebody talks.
She butts into everybody's conversations.

You're not special.
And stop trying to suck up to all the teachers.
You may think that you are being friendly when you try to make conversation with them, but you don't interrupt them and say what you want.
For fucks sake, you are NOT the center of the world.

Get with the real world.
Stop it.

College

As an asian, I have already been contemplating colleges.
To get into a good college, you have to be smart, interesting, and talented.
And most importantly, have overcome some sort of problem.
So basically, somebody who's had a perfectly normal life can't really get into a good college.
And that's my problem.

I am a really boring person with nothing special.
I'm semi antisocial, I don't do sports, I'm weak, I'm average at studies...
I don't even do anything competitive.
It's pretty sad, honestly.
The only reason I do anything even sort of competitive is because my mom wants me to.
I don't want to run for vice president, I HATE speaking in public.
Are you kidding me?
But of course, I have to oblige.

I haven't overcome any sort of huge struggle in my life.
I'm not poor.
I'm not mentally different.
I've never been bullied.
I've had a good life.
But of course, with a normal life, you can't go anywhere special.

An top of that, I'm Asian.
There's the stereotype that all asians are smart.
I am here to confirm that.
That means there are millions of other Asians competing to the same school.
What can I do about that?

Of course, I understand that colleges want diversity.
They don't want a huge school to be entirely filled with squinty eyed geniuses.
But it's really unfair to the rest of us Asians.
Only the super elite ones can even stand a chance of making it.
It's pretty depressing, once you think about it.

Ugh.
Why is life so difficult.

WTF

I'm just gonna make this post about just.. well... wtf.
What the fuck.
I'm bored.
I guess a compilation.

Have you ever just thought of doing something completely random, ridiculous, and illogical?
Like you suddenly have the urge to go sit on a bush or something?
I was eating bread over the sink(why not), and I suddenly got the urge to rinse the bread in water and then eat it.
I had my hand of the handle of the sink before I realized what I was about to do.
My mind seems to hate bread even though my tastebuds love it.

I ordered cereal online on Monday, because that's just how pathetic I am.
I ordered it on Google Shopping because it arrives fast.
I ordered Fruit Loops cuz I hadn't eaten them in a while.
Plops on the doorstep a massive box of Fruit Loops.
Victory?
But since we have a lot of ants in our house, we have to pour out all the fruit loops into a separate jar.
I was pouring them in when I suddenly came across this monster.

What the fuck is this shit

It's like a fricken cylinder what the hell.

Why the fuck do they make this thing

How do they even make it so retarded.

Why.

I also found another one that was normal shaped but had a skin of sugar crystals through the hole of the cereal. How much sugar do they put on these things?!

On a completely separate note, there was a half eaten cucumber on the floor of the band room today.

Nobody even bothered to throw it away.

We all just kind of avoided it.

Except somebody accidentally stepped on it and it split into two. xD

Another thing

You know those mystery injuries that you sometimes get and you have now idea from where?

Yeah

I got this weird ass cut on my right pointer finger.

And I have no idea from where.

It hurts whenever I use that finger to type ugh.

And I chipped the same finger's nail.

It's not that I chipped the nail that's weird, it's what it looks like.

It looks like somebody took an itty-bitty hole puncher and punched through the side of my nail.

What the fuck.

Look at that shit.

What the hell

But how the hell did I even do that.

I don't even know.
Wtf.

Now that all the craze is over...

Now that all the craze is over...
I can safely say that I didn't like The Fault in Our Stars.
I think it was highly overrated.
If you want sad, read See You at Harry's or A Mango Shaped Space.
Those books are fabulous and underrated.

But continuing on about TFIOS(the title is so long to type, geez)
I don't think it was all that good.

Spoiler alert:

It wasn't funny
It wasn't sad
It had an alright plot line
Just because somebody dies in a book doesn't mean that it's sad.
He didn't dwell on Augustus's death at all.
If you make somebody die, you have to let it sink in, and really hit you.
They kind of just said :
Oh, he died.
Oh, no.
I'm sad.
Peter Van whatever came, said sorry.
The end.
WeeeeeeeeeEeeeEEEEee

It wasn't a very gripping book to me.
I don't have much to say about it.
I didn't like it, to say the least.

I also didn't like Mockingjay.
That's no surprise, honestly, that book was terrible.
Nothing happened, it was all talk, blah blah blah.
There were no major battles, they completely skimmed over the hostage rescue thing.
It was very dry, bland, and a stringy plot.
And I was completely confused in the end when Prim died.
I get that, but what does it mean when Katniss becomes a fire mutt?
What the hell does that mean?
Her skin peels off because of a fire and she becomes a mutation?
Why didn't she die in the bomb blast?
I'm pretty sure if you're next to a giant exploding bomb, you're gonna die.
If she survived, why couldn't they save Prim?
and they killed off all the cool characters and left the annoying ones.
The main character of a book is never my favorite character.
They just had to kill off Finnick and Prim.
At least they left Beetee.
But seriously?

Welp, I'm out of things to say, so have a great day!